Saturday, November 15, 2008

Please Pardon Our Appearance

Ok so some successes and minor challenges facing the unwiring. I'll start with the good stuff...

~ The ability to use my tongue to break down crackers is invaluable.
~ I've learned how to eat without the need of a mirror.
~ Macaroni is good.
~ An increased amount of energy, most likely due to the small increase in calorie intake.
~ I sleep a LOT better now.

Some challenges...
~ The rubber bands are working against the symmetry in my mouth, I think...
~ The Hooks of Death have torn my mouth up into something fierce. I can show you.
~ I have a fat lip. I look like I got punched in the face.
~ Eating is a very very very messy task, I cannot go out in public to eat.
~ I drool like an infant. I need a bib/drool guard.


Overall the few days I have spent dewired were sadly uneventful. Simply because I really can't talk since my mouth is beaten to hell. Once that heals, speaking will be a little clearer and easier. As will eating. One day at a time. I just pray that I don't need to be rewired on monday. PLEASE PLEASE. NO MORE WIRES.

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