2 Weeks

Well lookie here. Week 2 has come and gone. I am 1/3 of the way done with this wired shut business...*cue fanfare*

Excuse me for my lack of excitement. I am a bit disheartened and jaded by this whole process. I just want to be able to SPEAK normally again. It's quite frustrating. Anyways, I am not here to vent today. I will save that for another day :-)

Things I have learned from the 2nd week -

~ Chunky Soups, although they look horrid, taste super when blended.

~ I can officially make a homemade Orange Julius!! And it tastes pretty good!!

~ Please please please watch The Midnight Meat Train. If you thought the movie Hostel was bad, oh this one is waaaaaaaaay worse. If this says anything it was straight to On-Demand....free

~ Despite Wyman making fun of me relentlessly, I heart my Slanket

~ I am sick of explaining to people why my mouth is wired shut. My mouth is wired shut, 6 weeks, and yes it sucks

~ Lowe's opens at 6am...and I can proudly say I have been there when they open

~ A walk outside is a great detox for the mind

~ Big sunglasses are my saviors...It helps me look humanoid

~ And again, naps are key when you don't eat enough.

That's about all I have for this week. Feel free to email me at home. I welcome the distraction :-)

Talk to you soon!!